Really Funny Signs

Not a Bathroom Bikes in the Toilet

2009-08-18T09:48:00.000-07:00

Toilet Advice. Thats right. Dont stand over the bikes and relieve yourself. Seriously, was this actually a problem?

Pond Advice How To Avoid Getting Boiled

2009-08-18T09:46:00.000-07:00

Boiling Pond. Yes, that is fairly good advice. The water is so hot, if you fall in you will be boiled. That means that you could die. I wonder though, if the water is so hot, can we do our cooking there. Lets see how long it takes to boil an egg.

Danger Not So Bottomless Pit

2009-08-18T09:39:00.000-07:00

Bottomless Pit? If it was a bottomless pit, what comes after the 65 feet? Or is that the affectionate name for the pit? Strange.

Text Books and Cows For Sale Store

2009-08-18T09:37:00.000-07:00

Books and Cows. Not many stores specialise in text books and cows. Where do they keep the cows, in the aisles with all the books? I wonder if they have any text books ABOUT cows. Now that would be interesting.

How Long is Big John in the Bathroom?

2009-08-18T09:35:00.000-07:00

Big John not so long. Long John? Not as long as you think he is. So stand a whole lot closer please. It saves us having to clean up your mess.

How to Be A Sweetie in the Toilet

2009-08-18T09:33:00.000-07:00

Sprinkle and Tinkle. Thats just some good advice for when you use the bathroom. I think that this one applies mainly to men, yes? They are the ones that make the most mess.

Bad English MP Player

2009-08-18T09:31:00.000-07:00

Bad English. Need an MP3 Prayer? Is that an MP3 Player that doesnt work unless you pray? But which God should i be praying to? The God of Electronics. Sony.

Big Pointy Ears Traffic Sign

2009-08-17T09:57:00.000-07:00

Pointy Ears Sign. Watch out for the guy with pointy ears, and give way to him. Unfortunate that this guy was standing here!

Beer and Driving Dont Mix Sign

2009-03-16T08:10:00.000-07:00

So the ad for Heineken beer which says "may cause celebrations" is right next to an ad to stop drinking and driving which says "man tonight im going to get so trashed they're going to have to carry me home". Talk about bad sign placement!

Confusing Paris Road Signs

2009-03-15T06:01:00.000-07:00

Ok, so you can turn right, you cant turn right, and you cant enter. All a little bit confusing. Perhaps its some confusion in a government department.

Jesus is Watching you Adult Shop

2009-03-12T08:23:00.000-07:00

What a great place for a religious sign. Right next to an Adult shop. Thats some clever thinking from the church. I wonder what it has done for business.

Pee Problem and More at Pool

2009-02-01T15:28:00.000-08:00

Looks like this pool has a bit of a pee issue. Some people do that, i know. But discharge of fecal matter, expectorating or blowing your nose in the pool? I mean, who in their right mind would do such disgusting things?

No Information Office Closed

2009-01-27T19:44:00.000-08:00

Get that? The office is closed and when it is closed you cant get in to get any information. Just a question, with a fixed sign like this, when is the office open?

No Fat Chicks Nudist Beach

2009-01-26T10:09:00.000-08:00

I cant say that this is real, but that is one hell of a funny sign for a nudist beach. No Fat Chicks Allowed, or "Fat Chicks Prohibited Past this Point" So in fact its three signs, finishing with the very simple, STOP.

Nancy's Bar Dont Drink & Drive

2009-01-26T08:41:00.000-08:00

Yes, dont drink and drive from Nancy's Bar, lest you spill your drink. For whatever the reason, not a good idea to be a drunk driver.

Nasty Toilet Roll Sign

2009-01-25T14:12:00.000-08:00

Now thats just nasty, leaving a rude message on the toilet roll. But not a square to spare.

Funny Low Flying Planes Sign

2009-01-25T06:33:00.000-08:00

Ahh yes, thats a sign that actually does make sense. Caution, low flying planes. If you dont believe me, check out the pane crash in the background. That one didnt have Chesley Sullenberger in the cockpit.

Funny Kids Exchange Sign Photo

2009-01-25T06:31:00.000-08:00

See what happens to this kids exchange store sign when you put the letters close together? Ok, for those of you who cant see the joke, it could read, if your mind worked that way, Kid *** Change. Now thats weird, but funny.

Funny Sex Sign on Truck

2009-01-24T08:20:00.000-08:00

Its not really a Sex Sign, its Service Economy Express. But it got your attention didnt it? Clever trucker advertising from Akron, Ohio.

Icy Frozen Stop Sign

2009-01-23T21:13:00.000-08:00

You just have to wonder how cold it really needs to be to have a stop sign so frozen to produce this amount of ice. Amazing photo.

Really Funny No Swimming Sign

2009-01-23T01:17:00.000-08:00

And thats why you shouldnt swim here. What a great sign. I wonder if there was a flood here, or that sign is supposed to be underwater.

Dont Even Think About It Sign

2009-01-23T01:11:00.000-08:00

As if the no parking sign wasnt strong enough, they had to add a "dont even think about it" sign. Ok, now i'll listen.

Funny Drink Drive Sign

2009-01-23T01:09:00.000-08:00

Yes, this drink drive sign is just perfect. Go ahead and drink and drive, you too could go to jail, the hospital or be killed and go to the morgue.

Funny Dont Stop Progress Bar

2009-01-21T00:45:00.000-08:00

Im not sure what the purpose is to this sign, but dont stop the progress bar - 23%. Always important to have a message i think.

Funny Signs Dont Feed Animals

2009-01-21T00:44:00.000-08:00

Thats right, listen to this funny sign, dont feed the animals, and keep your fingers to yourself. You might need them.

Funny School Sign Square Root Speed Limit

2009-01-20T05:58:00.000-08:00

Now this funny sign will have some parents thinking. The speed limit near this school is the square root of 677...hmm, what is that. Google tells me that it is 26. Hey, i didnt know either. It's heavily patrolled, so slow down!

Erotica is Bigger than Religion Sign

2009-01-19T19:26:00.000-08:00

Looks like the erotica section in this bookstore or library is a damn site larger than the bible, relion and christianity section.

Funny Private Property Sign Except for Big Boobs

2009-01-19T04:32:00.000-08:00

Yes, keep out of my property, unless you have big boobs. At least the owner is being honest, he gets to choose who comes onto his land.

Really Bad Rude Dental Sign

2009-01-18T22:49:00.000-08:00

Now thats a funny dental sign, and its a reason to be even more afraid to go to the dentist. Who in the sign department thought that this was a good idea? You're fired!

Be Gentle on My Curves Sign

2009-01-18T21:52:00.000-08:00

This funny sign could apply equally in the bedroom as on the road. Go gentle on my curves darling.

Really Funny Rude Graffiti

2009-01-17T06:25:00.000-08:00

Funny Graffiti. Why use some obscure reference when you can have a little laugh with some rude commentary. Its just a male body part after all.

Funny Signs Vagina Repair Medical Clinic

2009-01-15T21:00:00.000-08:00

Painless and Satisfaction Vagina Repair. This is certainly a sign that you wouldnt normally see. But the Christ the King Maternity Clinic certainly think this is ok.

Funny Signs Weird Asian Translation

2009-01-15T07:59:00.000-08:00

Now that is a weird translation. I like your smile, but unlike you put your shoes on my face....what? Again, what?

Shoplifting Reality Sign

2009-01-14T15:05:00.000-08:00

Nice of the store to offer at least something to the shopfliters. However i fear the Shoplifters want the good stuff too. Funny sign.

No Gps Free Direction From Jesus

2009-01-14T06:47:00.000-08:00

Nice to know that the Church is moving with the times. No need for GPS, Jesus provides direction. As long as he gets you to where you want to go. Probably will in the end. Thats a good thing yes?

Complicated Japanese No Smoking Sign

2009-01-13T18:26:00.001-08:00

I reckon by the time it takes to read this entire no smoking sign in Japan, i would have been able to finish a very nice cigarette. I might dispose of it carefully though.

Very Funny Closed Greek Restaurant Sign

2009-01-13T18:22:00.000-08:00

Read it closely. Ahh, the old battle of Tabouli. And what a great victory that was. Got to hand it to this Greek Restaurant, they have a fine sense of humor. Id eat there. Love greek food.

God's Country Waterloo Iowa Sign

2009-01-13T18:19:00.000-08:00

A dont speed message from the good folks of Waterloo, Iowa. Its God's Country after all.

God's Judgment is Coming Sign

2009-01-13T18:14:00.000-08:00

Now that is a funny sandwich board sign. I love the last bit. After referring to sex addicts, sports nuts, racists, pot smoking little devils and baby killers, the sign finishes off with the very intolerant "and mormons." This guy looks a bit like a young Ethan Hawke. Thankfully its not him, he aint crazy like this fella.

Great Saving on Ham Ad

2009-01-13T18:12:00.000-08:00

Wow, love this funny sign ad for wafer thin ham. Look at that saving! They have literally slashed the price from $2.99 to $2.98 - thats going to save you 1c. A single penny.

What You Cant Do Sign

2009-01-13T18:07:00.000-08:00

Seems this sign says you arent allowed to do much on the territory of the St Peter and Paul Fortress. What, you cant ride your bike in the museum? Outrageous!

Funny Presidential Fight Night Wrestling Sign

2009-01-11T03:15:00.000-08:00

And the Winner Was....Barack Obama in a unanimous points decision over John McCain. I would have loved to see the cage match between Al Gore and Dick Cheney. I reckon Cheney would have cheated by bringing a shotgun into the ring.

Kids Wont Take Advice at Beach

2009-01-11T02:05:00.000-08:00

Dont clim, play on and around pipe. Got that kids? Can you read this sign? I guess not. Seems they have a full beach and yet they concentrate on the pipe. Maybe the sign should read, kids make sure you play on the pipe, and they might avoid it.

Funny Dont Feed the Monkeys Sign

2009-01-11T02:03:00.000-08:00

This is a classic funny sign. Dont feed the monkeys. If you do, they may end up being sick, and throwing up in the toilet. Love it.

Dont Drink Toilet Water Funny Sign

2009-01-10T04:23:00.000-08:00

What you need advice from a sign not to drink water from a urinal toilet? Wow. There must be some stupid people out there. I get it, stupid signs for stupid people.

Correct Spelling Graffiti at McDonalds

2009-01-10T04:20:00.000-08:00

Nice to see some graffiti artists have a concern for correct spelling. Its Drive Through not Drive Thru.

Cops Love Donuts

2008-12-23T20:53:00.000-08:00

Im not sure who was able to capture this cop exiting a donut store and biting into a donut - but he or she deserves respect. Cops know their donuts - so id be saying yum yum donusts must be good.

Condom Picnic Supplies

2008-12-23T20:51:00.000-08:00

I dont know what happens on other people's picnics - but i would be thinking more along the lines of a nice lunch and a couple of drinks, and perhaps some catch or frisbee. But, i suppose, better to be safe.

Please Close the Gate No Fence

2008-12-23T20:50:00.000-08:00

I was always told to leave a gate as you found it. In this case, please close it. For what purpose when there isnt a fence, im not sure.

Crazy Korean Toilet Sign

2008-12-23T20:47:00.000-08:00

Something is altogether wrong with this sign. So is it for men or woman? Or is Weman supposed to represent a man doing his thing?

Stupid Diaper Checking Advice

2008-12-23T20:45:00.000-08:00

Ok. Im going to say something. If a mother or father needs to be told not to stick their hand down the baby's diaper, then i dont think they are qualified to be parents. Sadly, some people probably need to be told this.

Cheap Hoes Store

2008-12-22T21:46:00.000-08:00

Just $9.99. That is cheap. Im not sure that the owner of the store considered the different meaning of the word hoes when he put this sign up. Unfortunate.

Watch Out Large Mosquitos

2008-12-22T21:44:00.000-08:00

Attack of the killer mosquitos. Was that a movie. This mosquito is so big it is carrying a human. Some sign makes are clever, i mean, you would stop and take notice of this one.

How to Write In English

2008-12-22T21:42:00.000-08:00

If you are going to be racist, and you are using language as your argument, it helps if you can spell correctly. Just a tip.

Bad English Sign

2008-12-22T21:39:00.000-08:00

Nope - i dont get it. Might pay in future to employ a proper english translator.

Always Open Sign

2008-12-22T21:38:00.000-08:00

Umm, slightly conflicting. Perhaps it should read, always open, except when we are closed.

Very Detailed Road Sign

2008-12-22T21:34:00.000-08:00

So basicly, dont drive a big car or truck at night on some days. We get it. Pity everyone has to slow down and take a minute to read the sign.

Hold On Girls Toilet

2008-10-15T05:18:00.001-07:00

Dont Throw Stones Advice

2008-10-15T05:17:00.000-07:00

Funny International Toilets

2008-10-15T05:16:00.000-07:00

Get your Fresh Herpes Here

2008-10-15T05:15:00.000-07:00

Good Crocodile Advice

2008-10-15T05:14:00.000-07:00

The Family Butt Does Drilling

2008-10-15T05:13:00.000-07:00

McDonalds Resturant Ahead

2008-10-15T05:12:00.002-07:00

King Chinese Restaurant

2008-10-15T05:12:00.001-07:00

Dick Cleaners and Drapery

2008-10-15T05:11:00.000-07:00

Weird Enter Sign

2008-10-15T04:51:00.000-07:00

Danger - Watch out for Wheelchairs

2008-10-15T04:48:00.000-07:00

Hit On Me Washing Hands Sign

2008-10-15T02:10:00.000-07:00

Weird Sign Shop Opening Hours

2008-10-15T02:09:00.000-07:00

Funny Smiling Tiny Grass Sign

2008-10-15T02:07:00.000-07:00

Danger Hot Water in My Crotch

2008-10-15T02:06:00.000-07:00

Funny Dangerous Swimming Sign

2008-10-15T02:05:00.000-07:00

Notice Without Meaning Sign

2008-10-15T02:04:00.000-07:00

Dangerous Or Not Swimming Sign

2008-10-15T02:03:00.000-07:00

Which Way to Go Signs

2008-10-15T02:02:00.000-07:00

Caution Men Will Spy on You

2008-10-15T02:00:00.000-07:00

Careful - Men Flashing Ahead Funny Sign

2008-10-15T01:59:00.000-07:00

Watch Out for Half Men Sign

2008-10-15T01:55:00.000-07:00

Hilarious Funny Sign Notice

2008-10-15T01:53:00.000-07:00

This sign is just too funny. Some people come up with some amazingly clever stuff. Im impressed. Glad someone took a photo of it. Does that mean that this guy has a photo of the person taking this picture? That id like to see.

Funny Sign Suggestion Box

2008-10-15T01:50:00.000-07:00

Yes, i think this is a real survey. Im going to say yes to this sign.